One Night four IIT students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See Below for the Question Paper :
Q.1. Your Name …….. ………
Q.2. Which tyre burst?
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
😁 😂 😁
Mantra for a Happy Conjugal Life!
I observed that one of my very close friends is having fantastic chemistry with his wife and they seem to be having a very happy married life. Just for curiosity, I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked, “Can you please elaborate?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues whereas my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere with each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, I asked him “Give me some examples”.
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the supermarket, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”
I asked, “Then, what big things remained for you to decide?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket, Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”…
At least once in the year open your subject books!
A boy in college loved a girl.
He wrote her love letter. “If you love me, then tomorrow you should wear a red dress.”
He kept that love letter in a book and gave it to her. On the second day, she came wearing a yellow color dress and returned his book. Seeing this, the boy felt very bad. He felt depressed.
Over a period of time, that girl got married. After a few years, the book which was returned by her, fell from his hand while cleaning the house. From that one chit fell out.
In that, a note was written in. “I like you too ❤ but first meet my family and ask for my hand, then if the family doesn’t accept, then also I will marry you. And yes, I am a poor girl and I do not have a Red color dress. SORRY!!!”
After reading this, the boy held his head in disbelief.
Moral: At least once in a year open your subject books!
Laugh with me 😃😃😃😃
It was a Practical Session in the Psychology Class.
The Professor showed a large cage with a Male Rat in it.
The Rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the Professor kept a piece of Cake on one side and kept a Female Rat on the other side.
The Male Rat ran towards the Cake and ate it.
Then, the Professor changed the Cake and replaced it with some Bread.
The Male Rat ran towards the Bread.
This experiment went on with the Professor changing the Food every time.
And, every time, the Male Rat ran towards the Food item and never towards the Female Rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that Food is the Greatest Strength and attraction.
Then, one of the Students from the back rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the Female Rat? This one may be his Wife!”
The Professor stood straight up pointing his finger towards the Student and said “You are a Damn Genius” 😂😂😂
This humorous take curated from the web.
In hospital, a patient was advised immediate bypass surgery.
The nervous patient agreed and underwent all the pre-operation tests. The 💰cost of which was very high.
They asked him to fill up a form. In occupation, he wrote Officer, CBI🖋
Suddenly the whole atmosphere🥺 changed and a new team of doctors checked the patient. He was advised that surgery was not required. They prescribed some 💊medicines and told him that the blockages💉 will be gone in a few months.
😊☝🏼By the way, the patient was a Gujarati, working as an Officer in 🏦Central Bank Of India.
🤣🤣🤣 Narrow Escape👍🏻
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
“Mrs. Joshi, please.”
“Mrs. Joshi, this is Doctor Kanitkar at metro Laboratory.
When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Joshi arrived as well…
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Joshi asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s (memory loss) and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Joshi.
“Normally we can, but MEDICARE(Govt Support) will only pay for these expensive tests once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him!!!
CRAZIEST DANCE STEP EVER
FUNNIEST REVENGE WE CAN TAKE FROM OUR FRIENDS
SHINCHAN SHINCHAN PYARA PYARA
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