If Bollywood movie is made on Covid-19, the dialogues would be ….

Sholay – Yeh Mask mujhe de de thakur….

Deewar – Mere paas mask hai, sanitizer hai, insurance hai, bank balance hai tumhare paas kya hain?
               – Mere paas vaccine hai…

DDLJ – Bade bade shehero main choti moti bimariya hoti rehti hai senòrita

3 Idiots – Dawai nahi Immunity badhao, Bimari jhakh marke tum se dur bhagegi

Dabang – Covid se darr nahi lagta sahab, lockdown se lagta hain

Kuch Kuch hota hain – Fefdo mein kuch kuch hota hain Anjali, tum nahin samjhogi

Padmavat – Agar aap humse humara sanitizer maang lete toh hum khushi kushi de dete, par aapne mask na pehen kar toh humara guroor hi tod diya

Yeh Jawani hain diwani – Kahin pahuchne ke liye, Ghar se NA nikalna zaroori hai

Devdas – Kaun kambakth hai jo bardasht karne ke liye peeta hain, Hum toh peete hain taki economy ko utha sake, lockdown ko bardasht kar sake

Deewar – Main aaj bhi logo se haath nahi milata

Damini – Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, Tareekh pe Tareekh milti rahi hai mi lord par Lockdown ki last date nahin mili

Maine pyaar kiya – Quarantine ka usool hai madam: no meeting, no going out

Om Shantin Om – Zindagi main agar covid ke cases khatam na ho toh lockdown abhi baki hain mere dost

ZNMD – Agar saboon se haath dho rahe ho, toh Zinda ho tum
Agar social distancing follow kar rahe ho, toh zinda ho tum
Baar baar chehere ko haath na laga rahe ho toh zinda ho tum
Agar chehere pe mask lekar ghum rahe ho, toh Zinda ho tum
Ghar main jhadu, pocha, bartan kar rahe ho, toh Zinda ho tum

Mughal e Azam – Social distancing tumhe marne nahi dega aur lockdown tumhe jeene nahi dega

Don – Covid ki vaccine toh 12 mulkon ki scientist doondh rahi hai lekin, Vaccine ko dhoondna mushkil hi nahin, namoomkin hai (Hope not)

Pakeezah – Aap ke pair dekhe bahut hasin hain, inhe ghar se bahar nahi nikalna toh covid ho jayega

Shehensha – Rishtey main toh hum sare Virus ke Bap lagte hain, naam hai Corona

Deewar – Jao pehle uus aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne public main bina mask pehene chheenk diya tha.

Finally good news during Coronavirus Quarantine