When you start
turning off lights
than romantic reasons
when you start
can’t read the menu.
👍 😁 😆😆👏🥁😉
Mantra for a Happy Conjugal Life!
I observed that one of my very close friends is having fantastic chemistry with his wife and they seem to be having a very happy married life. Just for curiosity, I asked my friend, “What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?”
He said “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.”
I asked, “Can you please elaborate?”
He said “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues whereas my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere with each other’s decisions.”
Still not convinced, I asked him “Give me some examples”.
He said “Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the supermarket, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it ”
I asked, “Then, what big things remained for you to decide?”
He said “My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether Bodoland should be formed or not, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket, Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife; NEVER, objects to any of these decisions”…
At least once in the year open your subject books!
A boy in college loved a girl.
He wrote her love letter. “If you love me, then tomorrow you should wear a red dress.”
He kept that love letter in a book and gave it to her. On the second day, she came wearing a yellow color dress and returned his book. Seeing this, the boy felt very bad. He felt depressed.
Over a period of time, that girl got married. After a few years, the book which was returned by her, fell from his hand while cleaning the house. From that one chit fell out.
In that, a note was written in. “I like you too ❤ but first meet my family and ask for my hand, then if the family doesn’t accept, then also I will marry you. And yes, I am a poor girl and I do not have a Red color dress. SORRY!!!”
After reading this, the boy held his head in disbelief.
Moral: At least once in a year open your subject books!
Why Planning is very important?
One Night four IIT students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return, the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
The Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.
On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.
See Below for the Question Paper :
Q.1. Your Name …….. ………
Q.2. Which tyre burst?
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right
😁 😂 😁
Best Money Quotes
In life, we have all come across many quotations on the term money. Here, we have chosen and published 25 of the very best quotes ever used on the term money.
A penny saved is a penny earned.
It’s not your salary that makes you rich, it’s your spending habits.
Unless you control your money, making more won’t help. You’ll have just bigger payments.
If you don’t find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die.
If you don’t get serious about your money, you will never have serious money…
Money speaks only one language, if you save me today, I will save you tomorrow.
You can make a million excuses or you can make a million dollars.
Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.
Don’t depend on a single income, invest to create a second income.
Beware of little expenses; a small leak will sink a great ship.
It doesn’t take money to start a business, it takes a businessman to start a business.
The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient.
The rich don’t work for money. They make money work for them.
There’s no shortage of money in this world. Start hustling.
We don’t buy things with money. We buy them with hours from our lives.
Ten years from now I want to be able to look back and say, damn I’m glad I hustled.
Social media and TV won’t buy you this.
Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.
Rich is not a goal. Five million in three years is.
#1 Make money. #2 Use the money to make more money. #3 Repeat
When you’re having money problems, the first thing to do is quit spending on all things that don’t produce money.
Never depend on a single income.
Money isn’t the root of all evil. Greed is.
I do not work for the money. I work for freedom.
Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.
Hope you have liked our selection of the best money quotes. If you disagree with our selection of the best money quotes or have some more money quotes to add, please feel free to share them with us here in the comment box and we will add them.
In the Memory of Padma Bhushan Shri Harivansh Rai Bachchan
Shri Harivansh Rai Bachchan’s writings are considered as great milestones in Hindi literature which needs no introduction. He was a rebellious Indian poet noted for the Nayi Kavita literary movement in early 20th century. He was born in a Hindu Kayastha family, in Allahabad in the United Provinces of Agra and Oudh, in British India. He was also a poet of the Hindi Kavi Sammelan.
In 1976, he was honored with the Padma Bhushan, the third highest award for his contribution to Hindi literature. He had incorporated vocabulary from several languages, including Awadhi, Hindi, and Urdu, which were considered as Hindustani language during that time.
Let’s check of his best poems below,
These evergreen compositions will always remain with us.
Laugh with me 😃😃😃😃
It was a Practical Session in the Psychology Class.
The Professor showed a large cage with a Male Rat in it.
The Rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the Professor kept a piece of Cake on one side and kept a Female Rat on the other side.
The Male Rat ran towards the Cake and ate it.
Then, the Professor changed the Cake and replaced it with some Bread.
The Male Rat ran towards the Bread.
This experiment went on with the Professor changing the Food every time.
And, every time, the Male Rat ran towards the Food item and never towards the Female Rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that Food is the Greatest Strength and attraction.
Then, one of the Students from the back rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the Female Rat? This one may be his Wife!”
The Professor stood straight up pointing his finger towards the Student and said “You are a Damn Genius” 😂😂😂
This humorous take curated from the web.
The Sultan of Music: Adnan Sami
Adnan Sami is one of the best & most underrated singers of Bollywood we have ever seen. He is a musician, pianist, and actor who performs Indian as well as western music, mostly in Bollywood movies. His most remarkable musical instrument is the piano. He is considered as the first person to play Indian classical music on the piano in a way he created through the Santoor.
Some of his best songs are –
Born in London to a Pakistani diplomat, Arshad Sami Khan and Naureen from Jammu & Kashmir of North India, Adnan has been titled as “Sultan of Music” by The Times of India.
Adnan is also known for playing over 35 musical instruments.
His first single was in English, Run for his life, recorded for UNICEF and released in 1986. It was ranked No. 1 in the music charts in the Middle East followed by three more No. 1s: Talk To Me, Hot Summer Day and You’re My Best Kept Secret.
With the song Aye Udi Udi in the movie Saathiya (2002), he got an opportunity to work with A. R. Rahman.
In 2000, Adnan joined with Asha Bhosle on the album named Kabhi to Nazar Milao in India. Composed by Adnan, the album became an instant hit and had topped the indie-pop charts in early 2000.
His second album was Tera Chehra, released in October 2002. The album featured Rani Mukerji in the title track and Amitabh Bachchan in another track “Kabhi Nahi”, who also sang the duet with Adnan.
Hope you will like this collection of Adnan Sami’s best songs.
Pakistan’s Highly Acclaimed Singer – Rahat Fateh Ali Khan; Best known for Bollywood Hits
Rahat Fateh Ali Khan (RFAK) is a Pakistani musician predominantly gained renown in performing Qawwali, a devotional melody of the Muslim Sufis. He is a renowned playback singer in Pakistan as well as Indian cinema.
On 9th December 1974, RFAK was born in a Punjabi family of classical singers and Qawwals in Faisalabad, Punjab, Pakistan. He is the son of Farrukh Fateh Ali Khan, grandson of Fateh Ali Khan and the nephew of legendary Qawwali singer Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
Since childhood, RFAK was fond of music and often found to be singing with his uncle and father. At the age of seven, he started learning the art of singing Qawwali by his uncle Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan. RFAK was just 9 when he performed publicly for the first time at his grandfathers’ death anniversary. At 15, he became an important part of Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan’s famous qawwali group and traveled around the UK with his uncle in 1985. Subsequently, he began to present a solo performance at several concerts.
His debut in playback singing in Bollywood began with the song “Mann Ki Lagan” in the movie Paap in 2003. In April 2012, Rahat performed at Wembley Arena and the Manchester Arena at the UK, which created a record of maximum ticket sales to over 20,000 people.
He was the first Pakistani to perform at the Nobel Prize concert in 2014. He had presented an incredible performance on his uncle, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan’s unforgettable qawwali songs including Tumhe Dillagi, Mast Qalandar, and Aao Parhao.
Here we are presenting ten incredible songs of Rahat Fateh Ali khan.
Recently, on 26 June 2019, RFAK was honored with the Doctorate of Music by the University of Oxford.
Top Ten of Atif Aslam
Atif Aslam, a talented young Pakistani playback singer, and actor, known for his vocal modulation technique. Atif predominantly sings in Urdu/ Hindi as well as Punjabi and also sung in Bengali. He has received numerous awards including the Tamgha-e-Imtiaz (2008), the fourth-highest decoration given to civilians in Pakistan.
Atif’s first album Jal Pari was released on 17 July 2004, which was an instant hit. Jal Pari was the “Best Selling Album of the Year” for two consecutive years, 2004 and 2005. His first breakthrough in Bollywood was offered by director Mahesh Bhatt when he took consent from Aslam to include “Woh Lamhey” in his movie, Zeher (2005). After the huge success of Jal Pari, Atif released two more solo albums, Doorie, and Meri Kahani and four songs from the album Doorie were featured in two films.
Here are few amazing collections from Atif Aslam albums.
Best of Shahenshah-e-Qawwali: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan (1948 -1997), born as Anjum Pervaiz Ali Khan, was a legendary Pakistani singer and musician. His prime forte was Sufi Islamic devotional music, popularly known as Qawwali. He was blessed with an extraordinary range of vocal talents and was capable of performing at a high pitch for several hours. He had introduced the Qawwali form of music to international audiences and gained worldwide fame as the “Shahenshah-e-Qawwali”.
Here are his top ten songs that connect to our soul…
The king of kings of Qawwali was born in Faisalabad in Pakistan 13th October 1948. At the age of 16, Khan appeared publicly for the first time at his father’s chelum.
He had performed in over 40 nations. Apart from Qawwali music, he also had a big tremendous influence on contemporary South Asian popular music, such as Indi-pop, Pakistani pop, and Bollywood music.
In 1987, he received the award of with Pride of Performance for his contribution to Pakistani music from the President of Pakistan.
In 1995, he was awarded the UNESCO Music Prize.
For his exceptional contribution to the art of cinema, he was also honored with the Grand Prix des Amériques at Montreal World Film Festival in 1996.
He also received the Arts and Culture Prize of the Fukuoka Asian Culture Prizes.
In Japan, he was also known as the Budai or “Singing Buddha”.
As of 2001, he held the Guinness World Record for the “Most Qawwali Recordings”, having recorded over 125 Qawwali albums before his demise.
He was given the title of Ustad (the master) post his performance in classical music at a function in Lahore on the anniversary of his father’s death.
Many people say that ‘The King of Pop’ Michael Jackson (MJ), himself had expressed his wish to perform with ‘The Shahenshah-e-Qawwali’, Nusrat Fateh Ali Kha.
Click here to check Top 10 MJ Hits… https://www.newsviewsnetwork.com/humor-quotes-and-poems/lets-tune-into-top-ten-michael-jackson-hits/
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