The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
“Mrs. Joshi, please.”
“Mrs. Joshi, this is Doctor Kanitkar at metro Laboratory.
When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Joshi arrived as well…
We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.
Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Joshi asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer’s (memory loss) and the other one tested positive for HIV.
We can’t tell which is which.”
“That’s dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Joshi.
“Normally we can, but MEDICARE(Govt Support) will only pay for these expensive tests once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The MEDICARE Helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town.
If he finds his way home, don’t sleep with him!!!
Laugh with me 😃😃😃😃
It was a Practical Session in the Psychology Class.
The Professor showed a large cage with a Male Rat in it.
The Rat was in the middle of the cage.
Then, the Professor kept a piece of Cake on one side and kept a Female Rat on the other side.
The Male Rat ran towards the Cake and ate it.
Then, the Professor changed the Cake and replaced it with some Bread.
The Male Rat ran towards the Bread.
This experiment went on with the Professor changing the Food every time.
And, every time, the Male Rat ran towards the Food item and never towards the Female Rat.
Professor said: This experiment shows that Food is the Greatest Strength and attraction.
Then, one of the Students from the back rows said:
“Sir, why don’t you change the Female Rat? This one may be his Wife!”
The Professor stood straight up pointing his finger towards the Student and said “You are a Damn Genius” 😂😂😂
This humorous take curated from the web.
In hospital, a patient was advised immediate bypass surgery.
The nervous patient agreed and underwent all the pre-operation tests. The 💰cost of which was very high.
They asked him to fill up a form. In occupation, he wrote Officer, CBI🖋
Suddenly the whole atmosphere🥺 changed and a new team of doctors checked the patient. He was advised that surgery was not required. They prescribed some 💊medicines and told him that the blockages💉 will be gone in a few months.
😊☝🏼By the way, the patient was a Gujarati, working as an Officer in 🏦Central Bank Of India.
🤣🤣🤣 Narrow Escape👍🏻
CRAZIEST DANCE STEP EVER
FUNNIEST REVENGE WE CAN TAKE FROM OUR FRIENDS
SHINCHAN SHINCHAN PYARA PYARA
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