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Modi celebrated Yoga day with 50000 people while Ram Dev with 2 lakh

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The prime minister Narendra Modi today performed Yoga exercises alongwith fifty thousand people including large number of politicians, ministers of Trivendra Singh Rawat’s cabinet, students, youths, bureaucrats and partymen in the sprawling lush green lawns of FRI Dehradun constructed by the Britishers diring the pre Independent era. In several states of the country aswell as in various countries of the globe Yog exercised were conducted with heavy particiation of people from across the spectrum to celebrate the International Yoga day.

Right from the President to India to a commoner around the globe celebrated the UN recognised International Yoga day, a matter of immense pride and privilege for India. The prime minister Narendra Modi while addressing the Yoga participants at Forest Research Institute Dehradun said that it was for the very first time in the global history that the UNITED NATIONS accorded its official recognition without any reluctance and if, buts immediately recognising Indian Yoga science as the most acceptable and recognisable exercise for the longlife and sound health and mind of the entire humanity. Yoga is a long past inheritence which we have got from our ancestors and today the entire world is accepting and imbibing it in their daily routine and thanking India for such a precious gift.

Modi said today the entire world is celebrating yoga early in the morning and paying earnest obiesance to Sun God through their different Yoga postures when early morning sun rays are are showering their blessings on them. Prime minister Narendra Modi who had been practicing Yoga for the last several years is eell versed with all the Yogic exercises and was doing them with tremendous amount of ease. There was tremendous amount of enthusiasm, energy, vigour and vitality in all the people who participated in these exercises alongwith Prime miniser Narendra Modi.

While Yoga helps in enhancing and strengthing the peoples’ mental, physical and psychological health it also generates high amount of spiritualism amongst the participants. Therefore its in a way very credibly and solidly helping the BJP politically also. While the prime minister participated in the UK capital Dehradun to celebrate the international Yoga day, the actual Yoga stalwart whose untiring efforts helped grant yoga an international recognition and relevance Baba Ramdev celebrated the International Yoga Day in Rajasthan alongwith two lakh people with the state chief minister Vasundhara Raje performing Yogic exercises on the stage with half naked saffron Dhoti wearing richest saint and Yoga Guru Baba Ramdev who guided 2 lakh participants through his different postured yogic exercised. Almost all the state government and peoole of the states organised the event in their schools, colonies, societies, instititions and open parks.

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FUNNIEST REVENGE WE CAN TAKE FROM OUR FRIENDS

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Types of relatives we all have

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THE INTERFERING ONE:

Relatives are kind of people we are always afraid to meet. Relatives of Indian families have a big problem of interfering their nose in every matter whatever the reason is they have to become MILKHA SINGH of every family…  they  be like  “KAISE LADKO SE BATE KARTI HAI API BETI” “MERI CHINKY TO PURA DIN GHARME REHTI HAI” . THEY CAN’T cook up their own food until they properly interfere in every matter.

THE “CLOSE” AUNT WE HAVE NEVER MET:

These are the kind of relatives whom we have never heard about! Infact we have never met to them in our entire life, and suddenly miracle happens in our life and these relatives come and start explaining their relation to us. They be like  “BETA MUJHE NAHI PEHCHANA”? “KITNA CHOTA SA THA JAB TUMHE DEKHA THA” “MAI TUMHARE PAPA KE BEHEN KI SANS KI CHACHI KI BETI”. Biggest trouble in our life is attending these kind of relatives!!B612_20161124_225136

THE COMPARISING ONE:

Well these are the kind of dangerous relatives one could ever have!! They act like that they are the only RD SHARMA in this world who could give better proofs and theorem’s. They  never miss a chance of comparing us with their kids! Some of the famous dialogues by them are

“MERE BETE K TO 95% AE THE BABLU ITNA PEECHE KAISE RHGYA”  “ARE APNE TO ABHI SE PHONE DILAKE BACHE KO BIGAD DIYA MERE BUNTY NE TO 12 KI BAD PHONE LIA THA”

THE  SHADI KARADO ONE’s:

They have an eye sight problem with themselves actually our age seems to be double to them than what we actually are!! They think us as if we are lying on our death bead and still unmarried!! They are more concerned for our marriage than our parents.

“BETA KITNI BADI HOGYI HO SHADI KYU NAHI KAR LETI” “ARE MAI LEKE AUNGI TERELIE EK ACHA SA LADKA”IMG-20170201-WA0062

THE SANSARI ONE’s

Their pet dialogue – “UTHO UTHO AJ SAB MANDIR JAEGE”

For them praying a best solution to every problem, the can get rid of them easily by consuting to a baba. They can give just a single solution and that is “ BHABHI HAWAN KARWALO” sab thik hojaega!!B612_20161113_131547

RELATIVES ARE EQUAL TO FREEKA GYAN BATNA ! ALL OFF YOU MUST HAVE THESE KIND OF RELATIVES IN YOUR FAMILY AND YOU COULD RELATE TO THIS EASILY!!

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A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!!

Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?”

The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : – “If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?”

And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!”

A few days later husband and wife were quarrelling again, and the daughter-in-law unreasonably asked: ” now tell me! If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?”

Husband replied:
“I don’t have to get down in the water, my mom knows how to swim, she will save you.”

Wife refused to relent: “No, you have to jump in the water, and have to save one of us”

Husband replied: “Then you will surely die…. because I don’t know how to swim …. and my mom will definitely save me first.”

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